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That's because I'm a bear

[When I opened my eyes, I saw a huge stretch of blue. I looked around frantically, realizing I was on some sort of beach. Across from me was a man who I couldn't ever possibly forget, even if I didn't recognize his face. My beloved darling Matsuda-kun!]

Ahh, Matsuda-kun, where are we? It doesn't have anything to do with me, though, since so long as I'm with Matsuda-kun I'm happy! Matsudaaaaaaaaa-kuuuuuuuuuun.

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[Hah, did he really think a Super High School Level Analyst would let him do all that? Well, she would. She doesn't move, smiling all the while. Her grin only widens as he stabs her. And when he shoves her to the ground, Junko laughs.]

But what he was really saying was I love you! Did we watch that one together? I don't remember~! But really... I'm disappointed in you! Pulling out so early? Can't you even do your job properly? Or are you afraid? What will you do without me? I know I'm fine without you, but you... you'd do anything to keep me close, wouldn't you? What do you think is more despairing? Being a killer or a victim? Last time I let you have all the fun with the latter, though I did get that realization bullshit. So, won't you kill me? And then I can watch as you despair! Heh, it's the best of both worlds here, huh?

You're right. I couldn't live without you.

Good thing I'm dead now.

[he turns, swallowing hard as he begins to walk away. he doesn't stop.]

I don't want anything to do with you. Not here in the Neo World program, not in hell.

[When he turns around, he'll be once again face to face with Junko. Despite her still joking expression, she seems pissed off. Coincidentally she's still bleeding out.]

Ooh, playing hard to get, are you? Tell me, what do you want to do? What is there for you? I won't let you die. Aaaand I'll always be here, in one way or another.

[he irritably sighs, glaring at her until he decides to simply step around her and continue walking.]

I want to forget you.

[She follows beside him, almost puppy-like.]

Wow, ironic much? If that's the case, just do it already! Give yourself a fucking lobotomy. I'll help if you need, Yasuke-kun. I look pretty damn cute in a nurse outfit.

But I'll be here for you. I'll always be by your side. I'll be the first thing you see when you open your eyes. And we can fall in love all over again! Won't that be fun? Oooh, I could even write you some notebooks and lie to you constantly! For your own good, of course!

[he refuses to spare her a glance, instead opting to walk at his usual pace. if you ignore a bug, it'll eventually leave. or die.]

I want you to stop existing. Get out of my life entirely. Find someone else to bother. Go ride Satan's dick for all I care. So long as it has nothing to do with me.

[A bug maybe, but a cockroach? Never.]

oh... if that's how you feel. your life is over though. so is mine. you'll be alone forever. nothing to do, no one to talk to. and you don't even want to see your girlfriend... it fills me with despair.

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I'm fine with that. Now go fuck off over into the other corner of this island, roach.

Upupupu.

[As she laughs, the sound echoes around them as other voices join in. A whole bunch of Monobears surround the two of them, laughing her trademark laugh.]

Don't you get it?

(Don't you get it, you bastard?)

I am this island, Yasuke-kun.

...

[unflinchingly, he throws his bloodied scalpel right into the forehead of a Monobear as though it were a dart.]

I helped create this program. So from what I can gather, you tampered with the coding and gained authority over its metadata. I'd ask how—

[he proceeds to keep walking, stoically wading through the Monobears.]

But I don't care.

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[She continues to follow behind, as the Monobears move out of the way for her and only multiply around him.]

Yep! Do you like what I did with the place? It's perfect for a honeymoon!

No. The sun is too bright, the sea isn't blue enough, the place is overall too barren. It doesn't help that there isn't anything or anyone worthwhile here either.

[he nonchalantly kicks and shoves at the Monobears intercepting his path.]

Good thing there's no one who could possibly utilize it for that purpose.

I'd say that's all the fault of how your brain is interpreting the visual stimulation, but you don't have a brain. You're not real, after all.

[She tosses away the pair of glasses that suddenly appeared on her face.]

Maybe I should erase your memory. Or just kill you a few more times. Hm, or maybe you'd be interested in a game of mutual killing?

I digress. Our physical bodies may not be present but the way our brains function is intact. Our minds were uploaded into the program, so the behavioral and procedural tics that distinguish us wouldn't change.

You're still ugly, for example. I'll always think that, even without a physical brain. In fact, you've gotten uglier. Your face is so repulsive, I'm struggling to not puke as we speak. If dying temporarily meant I could be away from you, even for a moment, I would relish it.

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[From the sea of Monobears rises a giant Junko, her huge face right in front of him.]

That fucking sucks, then! Since you'll have to look at me allllllllllllll day long! Every day for the rest of your not life! But loads of people would kill for that! You're so ungrateful, not treasuring your special private time with the absolutely adorable Junko-chan! My title might as well be Super High School Level World's Cutest Girl with my looks! But you've always been missing a few brain cells, huh?

Still, you're right. We're still the same, even here. That's how I know. That's how I know you love me, Yasuke-kun.

[he knits his brows and spits at her AI face, now turning in the opposite direction.]

...

[she can't possibly do anything to him if he simply doesn't talk anymore...right?]

[It all dissolves. The Monobears, the giant Junko, all of it. What's left is just normal Junko, close to him, with her arms draped over him. It's probably a bit close to strangling position, but it's meant lovingly.]

Won't you say it, Yasuke-kun? Even that dunce knew it. She knew you loved me and not her. But, it'd be better if you loved her, wouldn't it?

[he attempts to aggressively shake her off, pulling at one of her pigtails when she won't budge] Get. Off. Of. Me.

You got everything you needed out of me. I was your tool, you utilized me. We're stranded now, far away from the real world. We're dead, for god's sake. What the hell do you want?

[She pouts as he messes up her hair, but stays attached, gluing herself to him.]

God, you're even stupider than I remembered. How'd someone like you go through so many years of medical school and still end up a shit for brains? Obviouslyyyy there's still something I need from you. Something I want. Some reason I brought you here.

Spit it out already.

Hmm, nope! It's way more fun if you say it. And way more despair inducing if we never say it.

I swear to fucking god.

Why don't you guess? It's one word. Four letters...

Life?

Two of those letters are correct! Keep trying, upupupu.

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