That's because I'm a bear

[visuospatial]

[When I opened my eyes, I saw a huge stretch of blue. I looked around frantically, realizing I was on some sort of beach. Across from me was a man who I couldn't ever possibly forget, even if I didn't recognize his face. My beloved darling Matsuda-kun!]

Ahh, Matsuda-kun, where are we? It doesn't have anything to do with me, though, since so long as I'm with Matsuda-kun I'm happy! Matsudaaaaaaaaa-kuuuuuuuuuun.

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THE RIGHT ACCOUNT......

[visuospatial]

[She continues to follow behind, as the Monobears move out of the way for her and only multiply around him.]

Yep! Do you like what I did with the place? It's perfect for a honeymoon!

*henry voice*

[leukotomy]

No. The sun is too bright, the sea isn't blue enough, the place is overall too barren. It doesn't help that there isn't anything or anyone worthwhile here either.

[he nonchalantly kicks and shoves at the Monobears intercepting his path.]

Good thing there's no one who could possibly utilize it for that purpose.

No

[visuospatial]

I'd say that's all the fault of how your brain is interpreting the visual stimulation, but you don't have a brain. You're not real, after all.

[She tosses away the pair of glasses that suddenly appeared on her face.]

Maybe I should erase your memory. Or just kill you a few more times. Hm, or maybe you'd be interested in a game of mutual killing?

fuck you

[leukotomy]

I digress. Our physical bodies may not be present but the way our brains function is intact. Our minds were uploaded into the program, so the behavioral and procedural tics that distinguish us wouldn't change.

You're still ugly, for example. I'll always think that, even without a physical brain. In fact, you've gotten uglier. Your face is so repulsive, I'm struggling to not puke as we speak. If dying temporarily meant I could be away from you, even for a moment, I would relish it.

[visuospatial]

[From the sea of Monobears rises a giant Junko, her huge face right in front of him.]

That fucking sucks, then! Since you'll have to look at me allllllllllllll day long! Every day for the rest of your not life! But loads of people would kill for that! You're so ungrateful, not treasuring your special private time with the absolutely adorable Junko-chan! My title might as well be Super High School Level World's Cutest Girl with my looks! But you've always been missing a few brain cells, huh?

Still, you're right. We're still the same, even here. That's how I know. That's how I know you love me, Yasuke-kun.

[leukotomy]

[he knits his brows and spits at her AI face, now turning in the opposite direction.]

...

[she can't possibly do anything to him if he simply doesn't talk anymore...right?]

[visuospatial]

[It all dissolves. The Monobears, the giant Junko, all of it. What's left is just normal Junko, close to him, with her arms draped over him. It's probably a bit close to strangling position, but it's meant lovingly.]

Won't you say it, Yasuke-kun? Even that dunce knew it. She knew you loved me and not her. But, it'd be better if you loved her, wouldn't it?

[leukotomy]

[he attempts to aggressively shake her off, pulling at one of her pigtails when she won't budge] Get. Off. Of. Me.

You got everything you needed out of me. I was your tool, you utilized me. We're stranded now, far away from the real world. We're dead, for god's sake. What the hell do you want?

[visuospatial]

[She pouts as he messes up her hair, but stays attached, gluing herself to him.]

God, you're even stupider than I remembered. How'd someone like you go through so many years of medical school and still end up a shit for brains? Obviouslyyyy there's still something I need from you. Something I want. Some reason I brought you here.

[leukotomy]

Spit it out already.

[visuospatial]

Hmm, nope! It's way more fun if you say it. And way more despair inducing if we never say it.

[leukotomy]

I swear to fucking god.

[visuospatial]

Why don't you guess? It's one word. Four letters...

[leukotomy]

Life?

[visuospatial]

Two of those letters are correct! Keep trying, upupupu.

[leukotomy]

Kite.

[visuospatial]

Mm, no. Guess we'll be here til you figure it out. I don't mind waiting though. We have plenty of time, don't we, Yasuke-kun?

[leukotomy]

Shut up already. There isn't any love between us. I was your tool: you admitted that yourself. I'll ask again: what do you want from me?

[visuospatial]

Ahhhh, this is great! This is so despair inducing! You didn't even realize! Upupupupu!

[Some drool slips out of her mouth as she seems to be in pure ecstasy.]

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid! You fucking idiot! I can't believe you even exist, that's how gullible you are! You might as well be the first person who dies in a horror movie!

[leukotomy]

I fucking get it, goddamn it! You used me! I know that! What else do you want from me!?

[visuospatial]

Nope! You don't get it at all! It's super duper pathetic! And god, I even told you what I want from you! I mean, basically!

but i'm such a sad excuse of a human being that even that much is unclear. how despair inducing. i really am in the pits of despair.

[leukotomy]

Just -- just tell me. I need to know. All I'm asking for is an answer. I get it, I'm a fucking idiot who can't figure it out, just tell me already!

[visuospatial]

Heh. I'll tell you. But I want you to beg. Beg me to tell you! You're such an idiot! Remind me of that! If you're going to be this stupid, you might as well grovel like a dog.

[leukotomy]

No.

[visuospatial]

Then I won't tell you.