[ Expect the unexpected is the first and most cliche rule in his line of work, but even now and then there were some things you just couldn’t prepare to be unprepared for. ]

Well this isn’t my day.. so I guess it’s whatever the princess wants!

[ He offers the carnie a withering smile, apologizing for and exchange he himself had instigated. apologizing on behalf of a woman he didn’t even know.

His target starts walking too, and it’s all just so perfect ]

Hm, but you should really watch what you eat you know? Sugar has a habit of making you mean after an hour or two.

[ He says, concerned ( for her, for himself ) like he knows her at all ( he’s assuming ) ]